Two weeks ago I met with my financial counselor and we talked about my desire to switch to a new bank that wouldn’t charge me any more monthly fees. She told me she was going out of town for two weeks and wanted me to have that done when she got back.
I went online and looked around and found a new bank to make the switch to – actually it’s a credit union that’s open to anyone – and so today I went up and walked in to open my new accounts.
Teller: Good morning. How can I help you?
Me: I’d like to open a personal savings account, a personal checking account and a checking account for my small business.
Teller: Great. Have a seat and we’ll start working on the paper work.
I gave her my two forms of I.D. and she ran a quick credit check. Everything came back fine so we proceeded.
Teller: Okay, in order to open up your savings account we need at least $1.00 – we’ll just put that in for you.
Me: Oh, I was going to put $100.00 into each account to get them going today. I’ll move everything else over when I get my debit cards in the mail.
Teller: That would be great but we still give you that first dollar as our gift to you. Now, will you be wanting checks for your checking account or are you planning to just use your debit cards?
Me: I would like checks for the personal account. I’ll only need a debit card for the business account.
Teller: Would you like the basic checks?
Me: Yes, that would be fine. It’s not like I’m going to use many of them.
Teller: Exactly. Well, because you’re getting the basic checks, we’ll pick up the fee for those as well. When you order checks the next time it will be a fee of $11.64…but these will be free.
Me: (Hmm…First a free dollar and now free checks. This is pretty sweet!) Great!
Teller: Okay, we’ve got both the savings and checking accounts opened. Where would you like me to put the $50?
Me: What $50.00? I said I was putting $100.00 into each account, remember?
Teller: Yes, but you get $50.00 for opening the new accounts with us today. Which account should I put that in?
Me: (ARE YOU KIDDING ME?) Oh…okay…well, let’s put it in the savings account for now I guess.
Teller: Great. Here’s your deposit. Is there anything else I can do for you today Ms. Jules?
Me: (Smiling ear to ear) No…that’s it for now.
Teller: Okay, here’s a book explaining how the credit union works and here are some cards that you can give to friends. If any of them want to open a free account and get the $50 bonus we’ll give you another $50 bonus as well!
Me: (Trying not to break out in laughter) Oh, okay, that’s great. Thank for your help.
I walked away from the bank counter with three new accounts and $64 in cash and prizes. Unbelievable! I laughed all the way home.